Things I learnt this weekend.

A six by six trellice does not fit in my car.
Two three by six trellice cost a lot more than one six by six trellice.
There are doubtless people who can hammer a steel fence spur in straight. I am not one of them.
My garden has an active population of screwdiver faries. Put a screwdriver down and you will not find it again.
No matter that all the screws started the same, when you come to use them half will be flat heads and half will be cross heads.
Which ever sort of screw you have, the screwdriver in your hand is the wrong sort.
swearing really does help.