Waste not...

In a witherspoons last night. Special offer: 10 oz steak + free drink just £5.99. So I went with one of those but decided not to have a free drink, I'd stick with beer.
"sorry sir, you have to have a free drink or I have to charge you the full price". "Really? You can't just not give me the drink?" "No sir, sorry."
So I gave a cheery wave to starving children everywhere & left a full bottle of orange juice on the bar.