Oh annie, I'm not your daddy...

I have just returned from a medicinal ale or two and, in a moment of weakness, I turned on the TV. I simply cannot believe the number of channels showing unattractive people having sex. Ok. I'm not gods gift. And whilst I have personally have found every girl I have made love to attractive, I accept that they may not be to everyones taste. So, in fairness to the nation, I don't have my love life broadcast on national TV. Ugly sex on telly is wrong. Sorry. I pay my licence fee. I expect some quality. If I want ugly people porn I can go out and buy it. And either learn german or get subtitles. If I'm channel hopping I expect any naked, pumping, bodies to be good ones. No more ugly people sex. At least not before midnight.