Hey, I'm normal !!!
I was at the doctors this morning having a 'we respect your paranoia, but its all ok' talk regarding my assorted moles, freckles and skin blemishes. And the Doc realises I have not had my blood pressure measured for 8 years. So in I'm plugged.
'perfectly normal', she says. And then spoils it by adding 'for a man of your age and build'.
'perfectly normal', she says. And then spoils it by adding 'for a man of your age and build'.
posted by Old Man Rich at 12:17 PM
5 Comments:
Second only to
"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"
as the greatest backhanded insult in the western world.
OMR Fanbase
be afraid,,,,be VERY afraid....
I would worry more when they tell you look pretty good, for someone twice your age
Bet you lied about how many units of alchohol you consume in a week.
i've had them take my blood pressure before, go all bug eyed, and try again.. and again.. .then on the third try look relieved and say "ah! there we go! that's the bp of an alive person now!"
at least i don't have high blood pressure? i guess?
Ha ha...
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