Monday, February 20, 2006

Any excuse for a cheap pop at evil lord Merkin

I hear on Radio 4 that two of the innocent youths so cruelly beaten by evil British troops are going to be hunted down by the Iraqi authorities and prosecuted for attempted murder. For throwing homemade handgrenades at British troops shortly before getting thrashed.

So, as predicted by OMR, it turns out that the British army acted responsibly and moderately. Some youths guilty of a serious crime, but probably egged on by peers & caught up in the heat of the moment, got a well deserved kicking & told not to be so stupid. British army have taught the lesson, youths have learnt, no ones lives ruined.

But thanks to the shit stirring tabloid press, & uninformed liberal do-gooders (yes, you Merkin) without the sense to listen to there elders and betters (ie. Me) these boys are now going to be hunted down & face attempted murder charges. And millions of pounds of my tax money will still be wasted in an enquirey into non existent British troop brutality.

An its all your fault Merk!

16 Comments:

Blogger Old Man Rich said...

May I also congratulate the News of the World for deliberately releasing the second half of the video footage before releasing the first half.
They managed to generate a story where none existed, destroy the lives of a couple of teenagers, seriously damage the image of the british army, wreck the careers of a couple of soldiers, waste huge sums of tax payers money for a quick profit and further increase tension between the Arab world & the west.

Responsible journalism at its best. You Nazi tabloid scum.

11:20 AM  
Blogger BigDaddyMerk said...

Old Man Rich belives that Troops do not need to follow rules of engagment, uphold the very laws that they are they to protect and belives that vengence is better than justice.

If you believe in troops thrashing youths rather than arrest and prosecute them, presumably you agree with the torture and mistreatment of 'enemy combatants' at Guantanamo Bay.

Hows that for a cheap shot.

1:23 PM  
Blogger BigDaddyMerk said...

ohhhh..I've bitten now. You bastard.

Liberal I can live with,
Do-gooder I can just about cope with,
Uninformed is plain wrong.

What makes you any more 'informed' than me? Cause we have differing oppinions? Is it cause you've shat in a field in The Gambia or is it just the age thing?

...or is it cause you weren't invited to Fairborne?

:-)

1:30 PM  
Blogger Old Man Rich said...

no.
You can give a kid a belt and send them on their way. Or you can use a long and expensive justice system to ruin their lives & waste everybodies money. And I am often in favour of the former. Both by our police here or our army abroad.
Thats a rather different policy to long term imprisonment without trial in inhumane conditions.

I said handgrenades.
You said no hangrenades.
It was handgrenades.
OMR well informed debator.
Merk ignorant ranter.

And yes, having crap in a field in many countries in Africa (though not Gambia), much of south America and just outside Boscastle does make me older and wiser and more informed, if only about about crapping in fields. Particularly when talking to a young whippersnapper with a public toilet phobia.

Pub after work?

2:56 PM  
Blogger BigDaddyMerk said...

If anyone is an ignorant ranter here it's you. ITN says there we're hand grenades, the video didn't show any and no other news media reported it as anything other than a load of kids with stones.

I don't count that as well informed debate OMR.

Either way, weather you believe in a swift kicking or a justice system the rules are there to be followed. They didn't follow them so I welcome any investigation into why it happened and make sure it doesn't happen again.

While we're prepared to ignore our own rules how can we expect the Iraqi people to follow them?

and don’t you dare bring my public toilet phobia into this.

I might be in the pub later; unless I need a poo then I'll have to go straight home.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all your fault Rich, you voted for Tony Blair.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Old Man Rich said...

The rules for soldiers deployed in a combat zone when attacked with Handgrenades is to shoot and kill their attackers. I would rather our soldiers used restraint and initiative and save a life. Unlike Merk.

Yes. I admit it. I voted for the ginger haired, hand wringing, smug grin, over pious, George Bush arse licking, compulsive lier, doesnt give a damn about the environment, war mongering scum.
Twice.
It was a terrible mistake. And even though it was him, a Nazi or a drunk I accept that I'm a bad person bound for hell.

But I'm right about the video of our troops. And more importantly, Merk is so very wrong.

3:35 PM  
Blogger BigDaddyMerk said...

oh yeah....Well Argued.

You're so much better at writing about plants and shit sci-fi.

3:46 PM  
Blogger Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

I'll say this.

Never been a soldier but got many friends who are and have been and all I'll say is, you can only judge if you've been there and done that and lived that life and done those things.

5:03 PM  
Blogger BigDaddyMerk said...

Perhaps you should remember that when talking about Abu Ghraib, American poverty and countless other things then Dan. None of us can have opinion about anything we've not done. It's a new rule.

I can’t enjoy your acting because I've never acted. You can’t judge Premiership football because you've never played premiership football. Rich cant judge anime porn cause he's not a cartoon.

Doesn't really work like that.

5:29 PM  
Blogger Jon Pardoe said...

I agree completely with Merk.

Isn't the purpose of being in Iraq to (misguidedly in my opinion) bring Democracy and Civilization to the uneducated heathens?

It would be hipocracy of the highest order not to prosecute those responsible, regardless of the provocation. We're 'supposed' to be better than that.

I imagine you'd side with Tony Martin as well...

7:49 PM  
Blogger Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Oh please, that is just taking 2 adding it to 2 and making 5. BAD MATHS!

All I'm saying is that while we're all busy passing judgement on the actions of the soldiers we need to take some time to appreciate what it means to be a soldier out there in the first place; rather than supplanting our very comfy lives and their very comfy rules onto war.

Jon: I can only presume you're taking the piss?

8:35 PM  
Blogger Jon Pardoe said...

"...we need to take some time to appreciate what it means to be a soldier out there in the first place..."

As I understand it they haven't reintroduced conscription yet, so I think I've got a pretty good idea what it means...

Don't think I'm going to be winning any popularity contests this year.

2:54 PM  
Blogger Jon Pardoe said...

As I posted the last comment on this post, does that mean that I'm right?

12:03 AM  
Blogger Old Man Rich said...

No Jon, weve just moved on.

11:33 PM  
Blogger Jon Pardoe said...

Your condecension only mirrors your contempt for your fellow man, as is clearly displayed by a blind adherence to an animal kingdom which would as soon see you carrion as support you.

2:18 AM  

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