I mock your crazy gun laws
Assumptions:
50% of US citizens have below average intelligence, because thats how averages work. We will call them group 1.
0.01% of group 1 (nearly 14,800 people) are officially classed as Morons. We will call them group 2.
There is a large group of Americans who believe it is an essential democratic right of group 2 to carry guns. We will call them group 3.
Your brightest and your best run the country. We will call them group 4.
Fact:
Vice President Dick Cheney accidently shot someone whilst hunting quail.
Conclusions:
Members of group 4 (Your best minds) cannot tell the difference between a man and a small bird once you put a gun in their hands.
It is a huge mistake to give groups 1 & 2 the right to carry guns.
There is a significant overlap between the members of groups 1 & 2 and group 3.
There is a frightening lack of IQ points seperating members of group 2 and group 4.
Democracy sucks.
The world urgently needs to appoint oldmanrich as world dictator.
50% of US citizens have below average intelligence, because thats how averages work. We will call them group 1.
0.01% of group 1 (nearly 14,800 people) are officially classed as Morons. We will call them group 2.
There is a large group of Americans who believe it is an essential democratic right of group 2 to carry guns. We will call them group 3.
Your brightest and your best run the country. We will call them group 4.
Fact:
Vice President Dick Cheney accidently shot someone whilst hunting quail.
Conclusions:
Members of group 4 (Your best minds) cannot tell the difference between a man and a small bird once you put a gun in their hands.
It is a huge mistake to give groups 1 & 2 the right to carry guns.
There is a significant overlap between the members of groups 1 & 2 and group 3.
There is a frightening lack of IQ points seperating members of group 2 and group 4.
Democracy sucks.
The world urgently needs to appoint oldmanrich as world dictator.
posted by Old Man Rich at 3:02 PM
4 Comments:
Assumption 4 is rather flawed. Bush our brightest and best? I think not.
Brilliant.
Good work OMR!
QED.
Just finished "The Swan" by Roald Dahl. It wasn't too difficult to picture Ernie as an adolescent, brutish Dick Cheney. If I had the book nearby, I'd find a good quote--oh well.
Ha ha! You got group 4 wrong. The brightest and best don't run our country. Have you ever listened to George speak? ;-) I think our best and brightest run screaming from politics. Dictator Old Man Rich might be a nice change! Great post!
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