Do I need HRT ?
So, the young lady I am seeing is 'petite'. To say the least. More than a foot shorter than me. Considerably less than half my weight. A size 6. Needless to say, when I stand next to her I look like some huge shambling ogre. But, since when I stand away from her I look like some huge shambling ogre thats fine.
But I'm in a hotel in Milton Keynes & trying to oggle the women. And now they all look massive. This is not good. Then I realise that I'm actually quite enjoying the pint of John Smiths thats the nearest thing to Beer the hotel serve.
I Urgently require a night of real ale and internet porn. Fortunately its friday....
But I'm in a hotel in Milton Keynes & trying to oggle the women. And now they all look massive. This is not good. Then I realise that I'm actually quite enjoying the pint of John Smiths thats the nearest thing to Beer the hotel serve.
I Urgently require a night of real ale and internet porn. Fortunately its friday....
posted by Old Man Rich at 2:51 PM
3 Comments:
"Do I need HRT?"
NO YOU SEXY BASTARD!
Aww.
when i stand near petite women I feel like an ogre too :(
I'm nearly 6 foot ..i always feel like a walking freakshow,,,
damn those teeny women
Tall women are all good.
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