I want to shoo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down.
Just when it can’t get any worse. I just poured a cup of tea into my lap. So now I have lightly scalded knackers. And I’m wearing pale grey trousers, so It looks like I have a giant piss stain on my groin.
Oh joy.
Oh joy.
posted by Old Man Rich at 12:13 PM
7 Comments:
Now you can piss your pants and use the tea to cover it up!
Hope your day gets better soon.
ha ha. I have done that before. it wasn't tea though it was coffee and it had that horrible powdered creamer in it. when that stuff is spilled on fabric and dries it gets hard. so at least your tea didn't have powdered creamer in it.
Piss stain on your trousers? No change there then. x
Given my proclivity to spill things, my entire wardrobe is Coffee Brown or Black
I feel your pain, poodle. the Soiled Pant's Pain, not the Scalded Knackers Pain. I don't have Knackers, I don't think, You brits have have a more Unique vocab, so if Knackers are that I THINK they are, than no, I don't feel your Scaldy Knackers Pain.
M
It's a good look...
Knackers or, bollocks/clock weights/jaffers/goolies.
I once spilled a whole pitcher of beer in my lap.
Happy New Year....Sounds and looks by the wigs that you had a doozey!
tea
xo
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