Eats, shoots and leaves
So Chuang Chuang is supposedly too fat for sex. Well, we've all been accused of that recently. But Trust me, just get em balanced on the beer belly & start em rockin. So, maybe its not old Chaung, perhaps Lin Hui is the Jade Goody of the panda world. (although at a mere 253 lbs probably not).
But the reason I link to this site is because of the last line. Panda Porn? I've been to some fairly specialised web sites in my time but panda porn is a new one for me.
But the reason I link to this site is because of the last line. Panda Porn? I've been to some fairly specialised web sites in my time but panda porn is a new one for me.
posted by Old Man Rich at 4:10 PM
3 Comments:
Hey, Rich! Panda porn? Hah! I've found your secret other life. This Rich was you, right?
Strangely enough, I have heard of panda porn. I'm trying to figure out where--probably some article about the same zoo--but I'm too frightened to Google it.
Sorry, I agree with the female panda--the belly is definitely out!
I know everyone's already heard this, but:
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
“Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“Well, I'm a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
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