Healthy Snacking, suitable for imbeciles

They have just added this fun product to our vending machine at work. Now firstly, I question the sense of using the slogan 'you are what you eat' on something called 'nothing but nuts'. But more importantly, I object to the rear of the packet giving the allergy information 'contains nuts'. If your too dumb to realise that something called 'Nothing but nuts' contains nuts then quite frankly you deserve to die. Do the world a favor and just get out of the gene pool you allergy ridden moron. It also has the wise words 'Please remember that small children can choke on nuts'. Well doh. Small children can choke on their own snot. Anything that is bigger than a liquidized pea can choke a child. Why not also point out that sticking nuts in your eyes may impair your vision? Or that nuts are not a reliable form of contraception? Or that voting for a smug, self rightous, over-pious, warmongering lying twat may be harmful to your country?

Actually, the last one would really have helped...