Hunt the Japanese.
Huge numbers of people around the world live in poverty. We desperately need to exploit any sustainable food source that we can. And there is one species that is hugely successful. Sustainable hunting would not only provide a valuable food source but also help alleviate population pressure on an over crowded planet. Human flesh is the new beef. It would be easy to develop a hand held explosive harpoon that would be a relatively ‘humane’ form of hunting. I mean the Norwegians probably don’t really feel pain as we understand it. So lets tool up & declare an open season on the Icelandic’s, Japanese and Norwegians. Its Long pig for lunch.
BECAUSE HUNTING WHALES IS WRONG YOU ARSEHOLES!
BECAUSE HUNTING WHALES IS WRONG YOU ARSEHOLES!
posted by Old Man Rich at 9:10 AM
4 Comments:
I'll have a leg.
Long live Jonathan Swift.
Oh, but these Japanese are so little and bony. Probably taste like chicken. I'd rather start with something a bit more substantial. Perhaps Mum should go to Iceland!
THe problem with that is that Icelander and Nords, well, they're alittle stringy
And the japanese, well, that might cause an issue with the number you can hunt, once you have Japanese, you're hungry again about 1/2 hour later.
Hmmmmm decisions decisions
Maybe we should teach the whales to do the hunting and they can have what they've hunted...
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