Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Inflatable polar bear sex

I don’t agree with the death sentence. Just because someone else has committed hideous crimes against humanity doesn’t make it ok for us to do the same. However, there is one notable exception to this rule. Yup. People who put up Christmas decorations before the start of December should be hung by the neck until dead. I was pretty sure that this could be applied in all cases. But today I discovered an exception to the exception. So if your Christmas decorations feature giant inflatable partly unclothed polar bears having polar bear child sex, then that’s pretty much ok all year round in my book.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Telfordians!

You're like Manchester...

you've got Stangeways!

7:47 PM  
Blogger Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Brilliant!

9:40 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Good to know you have standards.

5:23 AM  
Blogger BigDaddyMerk said...

that's maplins isn't it? What were ou doing that way?

Pizza hut?

Mothercare?

Argos?

12:24 PM  
Blogger Steve said...

I was just about to ask if that was maplins. Great minds, eh?

Dont ask the guys in there any questions, it's not worth it.

3:52 PM  

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