A dictator to far ?
As you may know, I aspire to be ruler of the world. Grand Master, Supreme tyrant, most exalted. The big I am. And I shall rule with an iron fist in a velvet glove. Without the glove.
And obviously the key to attaining top dog status is having the correct facial hair.
But despite the fine columbian drug lord style lip rat that I have cultivated I seem to be no closer to world domination. Well, its time for drastic measures. No more Mr nice guy...
And obviously the key to attaining top dog status is having the correct facial hair.
But despite the fine columbian drug lord style lip rat that I have cultivated I seem to be no closer to world domination. Well, its time for drastic measures. No more Mr nice guy...
posted by Old Man Rich at 10:32 PM
13 Comments:
I don't know whether to laugh, cringe, click away, shake my head or be very worried....errrrm the first one.
I'm not going to cook at your barbie unless you shave it off.
PS word verification - GOTMING!
Oh no! Not another blog for me to read:)
all I'm going to say is NEVER use the shower at Rich's house.
Yikes! All hail!
Oh I loved 'One The Buses!'
I hate you Butler!
You actually look more sexually repressed than uncle Hitler, but more cuddly.
wow,,,likes thats, uh like ...Totally HOT
HAHAHAHAHA!
Go for it, you will probably be a pretty good ruler of the world. Can't do worse than the bozos in charge now.
You need to work on your scowl though, so you will look more tyrannical. Right now you just look slightly annoyed.
You are brilliant.
Oh, poodle no
I can't look away
Perhaps you should revisit the Evil-o-meter - http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5613/1266/1600/good.jpg
Ummm, Rich. When you do rule the world will you have need of a bodyguard? I am proficient in the use of all manner of weapons and will never turn on you for a quick and dirty bribe by your enemies. Honestly...
Contact me at the top of the needles lighthouse next tuesday. Passphrase, "The cows are in the field".
John J
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