the sound of breaking glass
Its a lovely day and I'm mowing the lawn.
And there is a stone.
which fires out at huge speed, narrowly missing my leg.
Well guess I was lucky, hey?
actually, no. Because they fix legs on the NHS.
Unlike hugely expensive patio windows.
Some serious sulking followed.
And there is a stone.
which fires out at huge speed, narrowly missing my leg.
Well guess I was lucky, hey?
actually, no. Because they fix legs on the NHS.
Unlike hugely expensive patio windows.
Some serious sulking followed.
posted by Old Man Rich at 11:15 AM
3 Comments:
Don't worry, patio doors are insured (aren't they?) and the NHS would put your legs on the wrong way round...
Still tuning in and laughing. I remind myself of happy times and Hobson's, despite good sense and looming work, every time I read of a(nother) chez Rich disaster!
When's this year's babrbie?
Having had a leg (well, ankle) fixed last week by the NHS, believe me I would take a smashed patio door anytime.
I hope you are insured ???!!!???
Legs and patio doors are overrated.
with Legs you might have upgraded to a smart set of carbon fiber ones - very stealthy.
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