Sunday, June 01, 2008

the sound of breaking glass

Its a lovely day and I'm mowing the lawn.
And there is a stone.
which fires out at huge speed, narrowly missing my leg.
Well guess I was lucky, hey?
actually, no. Because they fix legs on the NHS.
Unlike hugely expensive patio windows.

Some serious sulking followed.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry, patio doors are insured (aren't they?) and the NHS would put your legs on the wrong way round...

Still tuning in and laughing. I remind myself of happy times and Hobson's, despite good sense and looming work, every time I read of a(nother) chez Rich disaster!

When's this year's babrbie?

6:17 PM  
Blogger Russ said...

Having had a leg (well, ankle) fixed last week by the NHS, believe me I would take a smashed patio door anytime.

I hope you are insured ???!!!???

12:40 PM  
Blogger M is for... said...

Legs and patio doors are overrated.
with Legs you might have upgraded to a smart set of carbon fiber ones - very stealthy.

8:31 PM  

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