Too tall to shave

Hotel living is taking its toll. I split my work trousers last week. It appears the only vagely smart trousers I can still get into are my funeral suite or my pimp trousers. And the latter, which I'm wearing to work, are a little snug. I have to undo the top button to sit & the site of a pretty girl in a short skirt bending left me singing like a choir boy for several days.

Still they keep giving me huge suites at the hotel. But last weeks was disabled friendly. So the sink is two foot from the floor. Which is doubtless great if your in a wheelchair. But if your 6'2" you have to kneel to shave. And I have bad knees, so I'm growing a beard. On the plus side, there was a seat in the shower.