Facial hair fun

Ok. Of late I have been sporting a 1978 John Denver haircut. Which is great if your John Denver and its 1978. Otherwise, its bad. On the plus side, I have been with a goatee that can only be described as damned sexy. Sometimes I don't get to the pub because I've seen myself in the mirror and, yes, its that sexy.
But hot sunny beaches loom. And facial hair is all well and good, but should never get in the way of a quality tan. So I cut my hair. Yes, I cut my own hair. I would like to say this was some sort of statement about independence and self empowerment, but, basically, I'm just to mean to pay a hairdresser. So, the hair is short, but (to paraphrase the pig joke) a beard like that is too good to shave all at once. So its comedy tash time.......