I have superpowers
Hah. I am godlike. I have superpowers. It appears that all these years my alcohol intake has been supressing my amazing abilities. But 4 weeks dry and I am ready to become a super-villan. And my amazing super power is... the ability to fuck up electrical items. Yup. Hard drive went at work (so no blogging). Hard drive went at home (goodby 80 gig of porn). 7 light bulbs in a week. The car alarm (which I didn't know I had) has gone off every night this week. The fuse box trips every time I switch on the sterio. My CD player now plays pictures from one part of the CD and sound from a totally different part. Coincidence? I think not.
So tonight I shall embark on my evil plan to bring the developed world to its knees.
Except. Its been 4 weeks without a beer. I have lost no weight & been completely miserable. Perhapse I shall just get drunk.
So, world domination or alcoholic oblivion? votes please.
So tonight I shall embark on my evil plan to bring the developed world to its knees.
Except. Its been 4 weeks without a beer. I have lost no weight & been completely miserable. Perhapse I shall just get drunk.
So, world domination or alcoholic oblivion? votes please.
posted by Old Man Rich at 4:52 PM
7 Comments:
alcoholic oblivion
Has to be alcoholic oblivion
ok. not sure your right but... alcoholic oblivion it is...
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
World domination please.
too late Dan.
but if it helps, you were right.
can't you do both like they do in russia? Well, they tried to.
I'm a bit skeptical about both. Too much alcohol domination can lead to world oblivion. Or maybe that's not such a bad thing....
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