Eat it.

Eat everything. That’s the rule. Nothing worse than finicky eaters. Just eat it. ...OK, it ought to be food. The human species has been around a long while and if no one else is eating it then its probably a bad idea to put it in your mouth. For instance, those little red frogs that they use to poison the tips of arrows. Don’t eat them. But everything else. Eat it. That’s the rule.
Now here are the exceptions to the rule.
Don’t eat endangered species. No matter how good they taste.
Eating whales is wrong. Even if they are not an endangered species. Its plain wrong. (this rule may also apply to eating humans and elephants. I’ve never had the opportunity so I’m not too sure where I stand on this).
Don’t eat anything who’s production involves excessive cruelty. So, no more veal or goose liver pate damn it. The eggs should be barn or free range. As should the chicken. Now, I’m a bit slack on that last point. I eat KFC (yeah, I know, but sometimes I’m drunk and hungry) and I don’t ask if the chicken had a fun life. And if your going to feed a world population of 11Billion then there is going to be some intensive farming. But if you’re in a supermarket and for a bit extra you can buy the free range meat, buy the free range meat.
Don’t eat anything who’s production/harvest damages the environment, seriously impacts other species, or is unsustainable. This is tough. How can you tell if your cod came from the beautifully managed Icelandic waters or the over fished wasteland of the North Sea? And if you’ve not been told about the eco-damage caused by scallop dredging then your going to love scallops. And I really wish I didn’t know because I love scallops and they are now on my proscribed list. But you can check if it says line-caught on the tuna tin. Try to buy organic, wildlife friendly, fair trade. If you at least appear to make the effort you should be ok come judgement day.
Don’t eat anything your allergic to. Doesn’t apply to me fortunately. But if your allergic to nuts eating nuts is just plain dumb.
Now a couple of additional guidelines. These are optional. You can skip them if you want. (but it means you’re a freak).
Don’t eat stuff you don’t like. This is not food you don’t fancy the look of, or food that other people have told you is vile. Its stuff you’ve tried and think tastes like excrement. For me this includes instant mashed potatoes and Manioc root. It used to include celery, but I can kind of live with that now. Tastes change so re-try stuff every now and then.
Don’t eat stuff that’s still moving. I was going to say still alive but I am partial to oysters (organic, ozone friendly, free range oysters, obviously). But stuff that’s still wriggling around, I just can’t do that.
Avoid cheese. At some point I will blog at length about cheese. Meanwhile, cheese is wrong.
Of course. All this assumes you have the luxury of choosing what you eat. If the option is dying then eat it. Cheesy whale snacks or starvation? Go with the cheesy whale snacks. Although I’m still suggesting you avoid those little red frogs.

So, let me know the most disgusting thing you’ve ever had in your mouth. (not open to ex girlfriends).