gotta have kippers in Texas
"like a king without a castle, like a goat without a thong, I'm an early morning lover and I must be be moving on".
How correct Mr Tramp was. I am that man without a castle. I am that goat without a thong. And all my truly great sexual performances have been shortly before 6am. When I'm firmly asleep. I don't mean those slightly contrived, half asleep moments when your pretending she's Winona and she's pretending that its almost anyone else. No, I mean that full REM moment when the entire cast of neighbours have chosen to make porn & you've won the directors lottery. Happy dreams.
But this morning, No. I was there , in a shower with 6 female Bulgarian gymnasts, trying to explain how were all descendents of egyptian tea ladies. (we are - and that for another blog). IM IN A SHOWER WITH 6 BULGARIAN GYMNASTS AND IM TALKING HISTORY. ok, I can't be sure about the Bulgarian. They were fit, young, naked, in a shower with me and their command of English was not sufficient to understand the mathmatical modeling of genetic drift. The point is. Its a dream. Its pre 6am. No castle has arrived. It should be full on pornography. but no. Its history. Nude shower bulgarian athlete history. but still...
...I have become the goat with a thong.
How correct Mr Tramp was. I am that man without a castle. I am that goat without a thong. And all my truly great sexual performances have been shortly before 6am. When I'm firmly asleep. I don't mean those slightly contrived, half asleep moments when your pretending she's Winona and she's pretending that its almost anyone else. No, I mean that full REM moment when the entire cast of neighbours have chosen to make porn & you've won the directors lottery. Happy dreams.
But this morning, No. I was there , in a shower with 6 female Bulgarian gymnasts, trying to explain how were all descendents of egyptian tea ladies. (we are - and that for another blog). IM IN A SHOWER WITH 6 BULGARIAN GYMNASTS AND IM TALKING HISTORY. ok, I can't be sure about the Bulgarian. They were fit, young, naked, in a shower with me and their command of English was not sufficient to understand the mathmatical modeling of genetic drift. The point is. Its a dream. Its pre 6am. No castle has arrived. It should be full on pornography. but no. Its history. Nude shower bulgarian athlete history. but still...
...I have become the goat with a thong.
posted by Old Man Rich at 9:56 PM
6 Comments:
Hmm. seem to have lost the Rich/goat/thong picture which was kind of the point. But live with the mental image.
Find the picture dangit!
...isnt it actually 'queen without a throne'? x
Goat I maybe. Queen I'm not.
You sing your words I'll sing mine.
It's too early to giggle this hard. Some day maybe this comedy shit will pay off and I'll get hired to play in the UK where I'm sure they will love the fuck out of a person like me and you and I will have to get together and go chase chicks and drinks through the pubs. It'll be a hoot if nothing else.
Until later...
Rich you are so fun....LOL I think you could make anything entertaining.
Have I mentioned that I love your blog?
Rich is fun "Rah Rah Rah" *shakes pom poms while perfectly executing complicated cheerleader gymnastic-type jump*
LOL
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