Monday, December 12, 2005

Ahhhh ....Pain

I put the glass back in my greenhouse this weekend. The lovely Mrs Austin-Booth is using Chez Rich for her newyears eve party. And the party room is currently full of fuchias. So, I needed to get the greenhouse up. And I was on the penultimate pane of glass, and just thinking that everything had gone remarkably well & there were no breakages & the damn glass popped for no good reason. Amazingly I did not slice off any body parts. So to make up for this I pressed my wrist against the incinerator. Ahh, the heady smell of burning flesh. God & I had words that afternoon. The ******.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

who is Mrs Austin Booth? don't tell me your getting some? x

3:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wife of Mr Steve Austin. Over muscled moon faced builder, drinking compadre and profesional destroyer of central heating.

And No.I'm getting Zip as usual.
But 2006 is gonna be OMRs year for horizontal boogie :-)

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

have they started selling rohypnol on ebay then? x

3:12 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

G'luck with the glass & the gettin'.

12:00 AM  

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