on Beetles
As regular readers will know I am disturbed by beetles. Well, not by beetles, I am not a beetleaphobe. Its Beetle statistics. Things like species of beetles 300000 +, species of humans 1. So I’m reading an article about how Beetles have been around since the Jurrasic period, seriously pre dating flowering plants and it slips in that a quarter of all living things on the planet today are beetles. That’s one in four living things is a beetle. And there were four of us in the lift this morning. See where I’m going. One of those ‘people’ is a beetle in a cunning body suit. Got four children? Well, statistically you have three children and one beetle changeling. And I bet you can tell which one it is!
But, funnily, this doesn’t disturb me. Suddenly life makes a lot more sense. Paul, John, Ringo & George, not Beatles, but Beetles. Tony Blaire, clearly a beetle. Putin, yup, a six legger in disguise. Jacques Chirac – not a beetle, just French. George Bush, 100% roach in a costume. And as for all my ex girlfriends, that whole trying to bite my head off after sex thing., now I understand.
But, funnily, this doesn’t disturb me. Suddenly life makes a lot more sense. Paul, John, Ringo & George, not Beatles, but Beetles. Tony Blaire, clearly a beetle. Putin, yup, a six legger in disguise. Jacques Chirac – not a beetle, just French. George Bush, 100% roach in a costume. And as for all my ex girlfriends, that whole trying to bite my head off after sex thing., now I understand.
posted by Old Man Rich at 11:31 AM
4 Comments:
I was not trying to bite your head off! I knitted one instead of pearling one. I was just correcting myself you dumbo!
And.......don't forget to wake me when you have finished next time. Good Grief
LOL. You do know that beetles will outlive us all us mere humans?
all your ex-girlfriends may have tried to kill you but trust me, thats not the reason.
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BOTH your ex-girlfriends, Rich, BOTH of them...
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