The puppet dictator double bluff

So, why did half of the USA vote for a moron? The puppet conspiracy explains it all. George - you see. Yes, half of America thought they were voting for a harmless pink hippo. Pro gay marriage and unlikely to start a treeless Vietnam. But no. It was the old puppet dictator double bluff. In fact they were voting for his irritating noisy yellow drunken sidekick. Yes, whilst Geoffrey now drives taxi's and Bungle makes gay animal porn, Zippy is in charge of the whitehouse. Be scared. Be very scared.